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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1323 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4704 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
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