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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3808 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4642 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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