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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 373 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
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