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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7672 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6412 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we got, like, a bazillion species of animals, like, more than you can even imagine. it’s like a zoo up in here, but, like, way cooler.
you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
