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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5908 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 7350 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Dutch cabinet wants in on the action. They heard about our epic builds and decided to build their own pixelated parliament. Geert Wilders even tried to claim Jordan as the only true Palestine in our world, but we shut him down with a TNT explosion of logic.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Let’s get blocky, baby!