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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9728 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1123 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Votes: | 470 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Dutch cabinet wants in on the action. They heard about our epic builds and decided to build their own pixelated parliament. Geert Wilders even tried to claim Jordan as the only true Palestine in our world, but we shut him down with a TNT explosion of logic.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Let’s get blocky, baby!