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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2231 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3202 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who exclusively play western games. That’s right, if you’ve ever touched a game from the east, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft cowboy, who rides around on a pig named Porky and challenges players to duels at high noon. If you can beat him, you’ll earn a special cowboy hat that gives you +1000% damage against creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing sombreros. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
So saddle up, partner, and join our server today for a wild west adventure like no other! Yeehaw!
