Wiki Craft Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7194	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9687	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Crops Grown:	2106
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	198	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	125
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyBossBattles

achieving victory, Challenges, conquering challenges, conquering fears, CraftyBossBattles, determination, facing adversity, facing fears, inspirational stories, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, pushing boundaries, reaching goals, real life boss battles, resilience, self improvement, strength in adversity, success stories, triumph over adversity, winning against the odds

Are you tired of boring old boss battles in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can battle epic bosses like the dreaded Karen, who will try to speak to your manager and steal all your diamonds! Or how about facing off against the evil Toilet Paper Hoarder, who will throw rolls at you faster than you can say “TP emergency”? Join our server for the craziest boss battles you’ll ever experience, and who knows, maybe you’ll even defeat the ultimate boss: the dreaded Lag Monster! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous boss battles of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TaxAvoidCraft

avoidance, bills, forum, Hit, hundreds, Landlords, landlords bills, Popular, Promoted, Property, property forum, property tax, scheme, six-figure, Tax, tax avoidance, tax avoidance scheme, tax scheme, TaxAvoidCraft, uk, UK landlords

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TrulyMine – 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Naruto, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TrulyMine, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.16.5 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Taco’s World: Where Tacos Rule and Fabric Modpacks Drool, No Mods Allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, Community, Discord, Drool, Fabric, Friends, Fun, Gaming, host, Join, Map, Minecraft, Modpack, modpacks, Mods, new, offline chunk loading, player, rule, Semi Vanilla, server info, space exploration, Staff, Tacos, Tech, Vanilla, Version, world

Minecraft Server Overview

New Map	Created 9/28/2024
Offline Chunk Loading	Available
Dedicated Host	24/7 live
Staff Recruitment	Looking for staff

Mod Pack: Taco’s World Modpack

Server Version: 1.1.2

Server Info: Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server suitable for new players?	Yes, the modpack is meant for new players or those just getting into mods.
What features does the modpack include?	The modpack has improved world generation, tech elements, and space exploration.
Can I load chunks offline?	Yes, offline chunk loading is available on the server.
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is hosted 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the server through the provided Discord link for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NYC Wageslaving Minecraft Server

career, career development, city life, commuting, corporate culture, employment, grind, hustle, job market, Job Opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, new york city, NYC, office life, Professional Growth, Server, urban living, wageslaving, work culture, work environment, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of being a wageslave in New York City? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the big city. Instead of dodging taxis and crowded subways, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures with your fellow players.

Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, allowing you to unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires. Want to create a replica of the Empire State Building? Go for it! Feel like building a secret underground lair to hide from your boss? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic pranks to wild adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Leave the concrete jungle behind and join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky escape from reality!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phasing Aliens and Invading Generals

aliens, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Generals, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, INVADING, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, Phasing, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, where you’ll embark on epic adventures with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, the ex-Tsunderia crew, Prima from VReverie Extended, the Kawaii gang, Idol Corp, Yubicraft, V4Mirai, and PixelLink!

Why should you join this wild ride? Well, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who challenges players to dance-offs for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other on this absolutely bonkers SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	516031	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCookOff

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your cooking skills will never be criticized! Tired of your husband giving you negative comments about your cooking? Join our server and cook up a storm without any judgment!

Our server is the perfect place for all aspiring chefs who want to showcase their culinary talents without fear of criticism. We even have a special “Ribs and BBQ Sauce” cooking challenge where you can show off your skills and receive nothing but compliments from our supportive community.

And if your husband dares to say anything negative about your virtual cooking creations, we’ll make sure he becomes the head chef in charge – because here, we only spread positivity and encouragement!

So come join us on our server and let your cooking skills shine without any negative reviews. Who needs a restaurant when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive players cheering you on?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LieCraft SMP: Worst Lie Ever

BETRAYAL, big lie, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Hidden Truth, lie, LieCraft, little white lie, lying.., secret, smp, tall tale, untrustworthy, untruth, white lie, WORST, worst lie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is full of wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us and become part of a community where the worst lie you’ve ever told is that you’re actually a creeper in disguise. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you could be part of something truly outrageous? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!