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UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crops Grown:	7682	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	7167

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Animals Bred:	84
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	179	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crops Grown:	5093	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mines Excavated:	3232	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3