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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9827 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 617979 | Mines Excavated: | 1482 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5969 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 126 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!