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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1460 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2250 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!