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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 324 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!