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Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anonymous users, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Femanons, height discrimination, height preferences, Insecurities, love, Masculinity, online forums, Opinions, partner preferences, PIXEL, Realm, relationships, self esteem, short men, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	187
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	5708

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6261	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3299	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4