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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4339 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 78425 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉