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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6067 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉