WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9511

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	756	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2717

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7901	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Villages Defended:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	1020
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7029	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.