🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 130 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Animals Bred: 126
    Star Shards Collected: 159 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3293 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GoVibe

    GoVibe

    Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Void Realms

    Void Realms

    Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pump Power

    Pump Power

    PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PixelGrew

    PixelGrew

    The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7970 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PortalMC

    PortalMC

    Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DSBM Network

    DSBM Network

    Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DinoSMP

    DinoSMP

    DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • top-gaming.org

    top-gaming.org

    Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Vanilla World Reloaded

    Vanilla World Reloaded

    Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MobCraft

    MobCraft

    Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AztecWorld

    AztecWorld

    Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • JoynCraft

    JoynCraft

    JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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