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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8023 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.