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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6424 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.