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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2027 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.