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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7954 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 983506 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.