WifeAggroCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your high-risk pregnancy wife who keeps frying TVs and causing short circuits? Join us for some stress-free mining and crafting fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	817293
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5370
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	184	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.