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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9492
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Votes:	5547	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	129
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9831	Potions Brewed:	53

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	489205	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	3253

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Ores Mined:	6264	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1572
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	2372	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1269

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	110/200	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3