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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3403 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Farms Harvested: | 857 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.
So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!