WhySoSeriousCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave something truly unique and out of the ordinary? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off attacks from mischievous unicorns. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a secret underground society of zombie pigmen is plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into their mindless minions. Will you rise to the challenge and save the day, or will you become just another victim of their hilarious antics?

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world of madness and mayhem? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	4407	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	8004
Players Killed by Monsters:	7310	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mines Excavated:	4079	Dragon Eggs Found:	8156

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!