Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why the f*ck not join our server? We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even find yourself becoming best friends with a talking cow. See you in the madness! 🐄🔥🧀

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8938
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crops Grown:	1820	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crops Grown:	1447
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	3563
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6066
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8620	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	3207	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	9667
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org