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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Void Gems Collected:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	1216	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2763

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why the f*ck not join our server? We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even find yourself becoming best friends with a talking cow. See you in the madness! 🐄🔥🧀

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4783

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	260	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5758	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	220281
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Farms Harvested:	832	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net