Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1369
Potions Brewed:	149	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

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Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	8799
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Enchantments Applied:	279
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4261
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2746	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2133	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	799	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7564	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Emeralds Found:	1714
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1069	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Votes:	9247
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6253	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	864	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz