Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why the f*ck not join our server? We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even find yourself becoming best friends with a talking cow. See you in the madness! 🐄🔥🧀

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	116
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ores Mined:	5959	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5719	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magic Items Found:	8665	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	131453
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Farms Harvested:	185	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	253817	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	561	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	4652	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	751
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Divine Spears Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	4169	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7501
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com