Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

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VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	1381
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

vyrusmc.com:25575

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

play.flawlessmc.net

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

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play.cubivalcraft.xyz

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	498856	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ulr.craftersland.net

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	747

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3437	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	152	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9392	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3099	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crops Grown:	7782
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	8871	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4861
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1403	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

sfactions.com