Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

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FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8704	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	497465	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	2070	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8449	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4654
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Items Found:	7601
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	New Chunks Explored:	295307

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5835
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz