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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Animals Bred:	168
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	1476
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4763	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	5598	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!