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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Potions Brewed:	64
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2596
Divine Spears Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4772	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	888	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	7142
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.