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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	800536	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Void Armor Forged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	496	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ores Mined:	833
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Towns Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	115
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7196
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!