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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Potions Brewed:	124	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	154
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7023
Farms Harvested:	388	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	810
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2441	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Towns Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2955	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	3432

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!