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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Animals Bred:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7751	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mines Excavated:	1095	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.