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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9500
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	1849	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	8877
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	88	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	5549	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.