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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Potions Brewed:	157
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8309	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Crops Grown:	9433

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	854	Crops Grown:	3013
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Items Found:	4377	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Emeralds Found:	3201
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	5349	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.