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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	5288	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Potions Brewed:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	6403	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	591339
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	71	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Star Shards Collected:	241
Potions Brewed:	144	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.