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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3858
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5612
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Items Found:	8327	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	5246

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	739
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.