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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	681	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Emeralds Found:	502	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Ores Mined:	8609

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Emeralds Found:	3795	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	485	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3567	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Farms Harvested:	393	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.