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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	345023	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ores Mined:	7859
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.