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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Animals Bred:	61	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4608	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crops Grown:	2917	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	1131

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.