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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Animals Bred:	55
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	1554	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3481
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mines Excavated:	4759	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	3801

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	1075
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7078
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.