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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Farms Harvested:	733	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	193	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Items Found:	2255	Animals Bred:	165
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	3130
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	3656
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	73
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	2240
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4641
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.