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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Emeralds Found:	9456
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

All Games – ATM8

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	151
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Farms Harvested:	669
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7054
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	8109
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!