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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	5374
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6763
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1688
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4821
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Animals Bred:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	2651
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crops Grown:	5036	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	3648	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.