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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5230	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6992	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7101
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!