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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	3845

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7373	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	755	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2874	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6996
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	1900	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	623
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	2681

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.