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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magic Items Found:	2167

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Farms Harvested:	868
New Chunks Explored:	745982	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	4934
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	3866
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2607
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	52252
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.